The Professor's Word-of-the-Day: "captious"
This is a captious rap for all the captious cats
I put errors in the captions did you capture that?
Like a captious cap on my head turned back
An OED gangster and my words are crack
But can you crack that words like Neo cracked the code?
Simple nouns and verbs make up your own commode.
So while you’re on the throne just put down your phone
Just be here for a minute your not all alone
‘Cause you're all the song not just the Frenchaphone
I just pick on them a lot because their egos' strong
Even when they're wrong it's a unknown-known
Flush it out the back -- now the crap is gone
Not Confucius that confused you -- you protest too much
Like Hamlet’s mom in Act Three you protest too much